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Dead Fred, Splat Stan, Dead Mark, Hanging Harry

By Jesse Kornbluth
Published: Sep 04, 2013
Category: Home

Amazon, you’ll be amused to hear, categorizes these products under Home Improvement.

Let me commend the Dead Fred Pen Holder.

But don’t overlook the Splat Stan Coaster.

And for book lovers, the Dead Mark Squashed Flat Book Mark. 

Finally, the Hanging Harry Light Pull, with a thoughtful and generous 39" cord.

Feeling better? You’re welcome.