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“Maybe You Touched Your Genitals” Liquid Hand Soap
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Published: Oct 24, 2012
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So there we were in Las Vegas, waiting for a Cirque de Soleil show.
What do you do in a casino when you don’t gamble and you’re with a gang of kids?
The gift shop.
At Caesars Palace — no apostrophe necessary for these Caesars — this particular emporium was a combination candy store and joke shop.
The kids went for the candy.
I drifted over to the jokes.
You are the lucky beneficiaries.
For there, on a long shelf, were liquid hand soaps and sanitizers. They had “fresh meadow scent.” They were “fortified with Aloe Vera.” Mostly, they had terrific labels.
I was especially taken with "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Hand Soap, which features an attractive woman in a crisp white blouse and a neighborly smile shaking hands with a man in a suit. [To buy it from Amazon, click here.]
But it was so hard to choose! I also glommed on to "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Liquid Hand Sanitizer. [To buy it from Amazon, click here.]
And "Bitch Slap Those Germs" Hand Sanitizer. [To buy it from Amazon, click here.]
And "Divine Intervention" Hand Sanitizer. [To buy it from Amazon, click here.]
And "OCD" Hand Sanitizer. [To buy it from Amazon, click here.]
There were also some tin coin banks. My favorite proclaims: “I’m Savin’ Up For Some Good Weed!” [To buy it from Amazon, click here.]
The kids got candy. I got these. Most now reside in a cabinet. One will go by the sink in our guest bathroom before the next party.
And the rest? Well, it’s really just a matter of deciding which friends have a really good sense of humor. And wash their hands a lot.
