Want to be a guest Butler?

If you have a favorite book, movie or musical release that you want to share, I’d love to hear from you.

You’ll be paid exactly what I get (nothing), but think of the glory.

Before you write no more than 1,000 crisp, opinionated and original (that is: not plagiarized) words, you’d be smart to write me first, just to see if I’m interested in that title. Try me at HeadButlerNYC@AOL.com.

When it’s time to send me those precious words — please, no attached files. Send your review as e-mail.